Effort to Destroy Trump with MK-ULTRA Reboot Ends Quickly For Teacher

Cold War tensions influenced many American officials to take actions that seem problematic today. Throughout the period of conflict between the democratic United States and the Communist Soviet Union, both sides threatened nuclear annihilation, used chemical and biological warfare in third-world countries, and used government surveillance of domestic protest movements to suppress them. Such actions would shock many Americans today.

But one man’s determination to assist his country and protect it from an existential threat has seen a resurrection of one of the most peculiar and bizarre Cold War clandestine activities. The MK-ULTRA program endeavored to control someone's mind through drugs and other brainwashing techniques. “I believe in the strategies that the CIA used decades ago,” commented Ted Franklin, private school teacher and Democratic voter. “We can change the world and protect it from the fascist Donald Trump and his minions.”

“My conservative friends can’t say an opinion that goes against Trump or Hannity or whoever they listen to,” bemoaned Franklin, who works in a Christian school and not the ordinary public school filled with hapless liberals. “The propaganda machine must be stopped, and dosing acquaintances with drugs and performing hypnosis on them seemed like a good idea to accomplish that … at the time,” recounted Franklin.

For years Ted endured insults by his conservative colleagues when speaking against the most outrageous Republican bromides. “They ridiculed victims like Dr. Blasey-Ford and defended her attacker Bret Kavanaugh,” complained Franklin. “And they couldn’t admit Trump was an agent for the Russians. Just unbelievable,” stated the educator with hand on head. “So I had to fix this.”

The life-long learner recently read several books on the MK-ULTRA program in his ongoing studies of American culture and history. “I started by inviting people over for dinner parties and spiking their drinks with LSD like they did in the heyday of MK-ULTRA. Then I would corner them and administer hypnosis like that Svengali guy did,” stated Franklin, referring to the fictional character that inspired the CIA’s greatest fears about Communists. 

“The regular teachers and their spouses were susceptible to the drugs and manipulation, but only to the extent that they refused to support any politician and blamed them all for our troubles,” reflected Franklin. “I couldn’t get them to see how dumb it was to support Trump.”

Franklin reported that he made absolutely no headway with any of his administrators, or colleagues who were in training programs to become administrators. “I also noticed that the theater directors seemed completely unresponsive, and the loner tech guy,” commented Franklin.

“Eventually the realization set in that, as the CIA demonstrated years ago, you can break someone down but you can’t fill that empty mind with anything positive on a consistent basis. You just get a muck brick mind,” reflected the die-hard liberal. Franklin believed that if he had access to a multi-billion dollar media corporation, then perhaps, he could change his conservative colleagues minds. “It was a lot cheaper to buy acid and a pocket watch on a chain. In fact my brother gave me the watch, so it was just getting the acid,” Franklin explained.