Covid-19 Crisis Fuels Social Justice Warriors Crusade Against Their Imagined Conservative Opponents
Churches have closed down across the American landscape as coronavirus panic infiltrates the sacred domains of religious institutions. Governments throughout the nation have recommended or mandated their closure, and online church services are expanding greatly.
“We are actually getting more people tuned in to the sermons than we did in person,” claimed Steven DeCallo of the 1st Baptist Church of Benton, Illinois. “I’m heartened that more people are hearing the Gospel,” stated DeCallo.
“Although I wonder how many people are just logging on to make it look like they’re with us and then get on their phone to Facebook it. That thought came to mind when my children told me that’s going on with distance learning among school kids. There’s no substitute for being together,” bemoaned DeCallo.
“I’m glad the churches are gone. Mostly what those conservative idiots get in church is the attitude of the deplorable - the racist, sexist, xenophobic crap,” argued Susan Alter, Social Justice Warrior and professor at Illinois State University. “Better off for them that they’re not going,” stated Alter.
Contemplating on such religious practices and beliefs, and thinking she knows better than the people who exercise them, Alter confirmed “My Dad and Mom were like that and I just know they’re all wrong-headed.” Ensconced in her liberal bubble, Alter has a meaningful conversation with a working class person twice a year, maybe thrice.
“They don’t have a right to put my life at risk by their reckless behavior, and then my wife or I may not get a ventilator,” argued Alter’s husband Joey. In the confusing mess of recommendations about social behavior from the so-called experts, like don’t wear masks to wear masks, Joey is convinced he’s got it right this time. “The conservative protesters are the ones who support politicians who want to take away my rights. So if their rights to go to church are taken then they deserve it,” retorted Joey.
“Hey, polls show 70% of Americans agree with the lock down,'' Joey stated, marking a shift for the former teacher who rarely used mainstream media polls to justify his position. But Joey was a little distracted due to a troubling incident during his recent visit to the pot shop. “I was pissed because the bud tender had taken his mask off. I didn’t leave immediately because it was almost done anyway. I had the cash on the table,” Joey stated to his wife in their kitchen.
“The idiots protesting in the capital are way more dangerous to me than my husband,” stated Susan Alter, Joey’s wife. “He’s got a right to get his edibles. It’s his way to heal,” pleaded Alter.
“Yeah there’s religion and speech and assembly rights but the bigger one’s are in the 5th amendment of life and liberty. My life counts more than your 1st amendment rights and my right to get stoned is a liberty issue bigger than fools conning each other on god and guns,” commented Joey, sounding like the edibles had kicked in.
The couple was asked if they had an ideological allegiance to lefty activists bent on virtue signaling and shaming others that are akin to the Christian hypocrites that Susan and Joey so despise. “No way,” Joey stated while sipping on his Kanna Punch cannabis drink to wash down the CanniCookie he just ingested.
“We are actually getting more people tuned in to the sermons than we did in person,” claimed Steven DeCallo of the 1st Baptist Church of Benton, Illinois. “I’m heartened that more people are hearing the Gospel,” stated DeCallo.
“Although I wonder how many people are just logging on to make it look like they’re with us and then get on their phone to Facebook it. That thought came to mind when my children told me that’s going on with distance learning among school kids. There’s no substitute for being together,” bemoaned DeCallo.
“I’m glad the churches are gone. Mostly what those conservative idiots get in church is the attitude of the deplorable - the racist, sexist, xenophobic crap,” argued Susan Alter, Social Justice Warrior and professor at Illinois State University. “Better off for them that they’re not going,” stated Alter.
Contemplating on such religious practices and beliefs, and thinking she knows better than the people who exercise them, Alter confirmed “My Dad and Mom were like that and I just know they’re all wrong-headed.” Ensconced in her liberal bubble, Alter has a meaningful conversation with a working class person twice a year, maybe thrice.
“They don’t have a right to put my life at risk by their reckless behavior, and then my wife or I may not get a ventilator,” argued Alter’s husband Joey. In the confusing mess of recommendations about social behavior from the so-called experts, like don’t wear masks to wear masks, Joey is convinced he’s got it right this time. “The conservative protesters are the ones who support politicians who want to take away my rights. So if their rights to go to church are taken then they deserve it,” retorted Joey.
“Hey, polls show 70% of Americans agree with the lock down,'' Joey stated, marking a shift for the former teacher who rarely used mainstream media polls to justify his position. But Joey was a little distracted due to a troubling incident during his recent visit to the pot shop. “I was pissed because the bud tender had taken his mask off. I didn’t leave immediately because it was almost done anyway. I had the cash on the table,” Joey stated to his wife in their kitchen.
“The idiots protesting in the capital are way more dangerous to me than my husband,” stated Susan Alter, Joey’s wife. “He’s got a right to get his edibles. It’s his way to heal,” pleaded Alter.
“Yeah there’s religion and speech and assembly rights but the bigger one’s are in the 5th amendment of life and liberty. My life counts more than your 1st amendment rights and my right to get stoned is a liberty issue bigger than fools conning each other on god and guns,” commented Joey, sounding like the edibles had kicked in.
The couple was asked if they had an ideological allegiance to lefty activists bent on virtue signaling and shaming others that are akin to the Christian hypocrites that Susan and Joey so despise. “No way,” Joey stated while sipping on his Kanna Punch cannabis drink to wash down the CanniCookie he just ingested.
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